Largest Welfare Programs: 1,327thHighest Drug Use: 1,383rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,550th
The Socialist Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
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SFR Philippines

Population8.229 billion

LeaderSir Bulletploof Grass
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyASEAN peso
AnimalPhilippine eagle

The Socialist Federal Republic of SFR Philippines is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sir Bulletploof Grass with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.229 billion Filipinos are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Philippine economy, worth a remarkable 1,809 trillion ASEAN pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 219,929 ASEAN pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, government workers are more efficient and more unhappy than ever, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown. SFR Philippines's national animal is the Philippine eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

SFR Philippines is ranked 30,289th in the world and 4th in The Cormorant Pact for Most Income Equality, scoring 71.3 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1,327thHighest Drug Use: 1,383rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,550thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,718thMost Inclusive: 1,811thHighest Food Quality: 1,965thLargest Governments: 1,970thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,997thMost Cultured: 2,068thRudest Citizens: 2,084thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,121stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,134thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,216thNicest Citizens: 2,292ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,397thSmartest Citizens: 2,532ndMost Developed: 2,543rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,564thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,624thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 3,038thMost Efficient Economies: 3,110thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,296thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,539thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,581stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,751stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,256thSafest: 4,315thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,534thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,556thHighest Average Incomes: 5,697thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,736thMost Patriotic: 5,791stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,846thLowest Crime Rates: 6,273rdMost Influential: 6,461stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,971stMost Devout: 9,191stNudest: 9,720thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,146thHighest Economic Output: 10,690thBest Weather: 11,491stHealthiest Citizens: 11,768thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,148thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,292ndMost Stationary: 16,292ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,679thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,296thMost Politically Free: 24,044thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,262nd
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Weenusiwania and Cayenne Minor.