The Socialist Federal Republic of SFR Philippines is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sir Bulletploof Grass with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.229 billion Filipinos are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Philippine economy, worth a remarkable 1,809 trillion ASEAN pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 219,929 ASEAN pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, government workers are more efficient and more unhappy than ever, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown. SFR Philippines's national animal is the Philippine eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

SFR Philippines is ranked 30,289^th in the world and 4^th in The Cormorant Pact for Most Income Equality, scoring 71.3 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.