The Federation of Cayenne Minor is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by President Quiros with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.336 billion Cayenne Minoris are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Concordia. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cayenne Minori economy, worth a remarkable 3,980 trillion Andean dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 229,626 Andean dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels, windows in Concordia don't have much of a view, foreign nationals who stumble near Cayenne Minor are harbingers of war, and sex-ed is child's play. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cayenne Minor's national animal is the Cormorant Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Cayenne Minor is ranked 278,012^th in the world and 3^rd in The Cormorant Pact for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.51 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.