The Lucky Pirate Captain of Severus Eragon Kane is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Severus Eragon Kane with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.418 billion Occam's Razor Pirate Crew Members are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pirate Capital FlagShip Occam's Razor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Occam's Razor Pirate Crew Member economy, worth a remarkable 2,955 trillion Gold bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 179,994 Gold bars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 830,457 per year while the poor average 23,581, a ratio of 35.2 to 1.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, eminent domain has been abolished, and endangered species are effective hostages against the Occam's Razor Pirate Crew Member military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Severus Eragon Kane's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Severus Eragon Kane is ranked 300,862^nd in the world and 10^th in Cajetan for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.75 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.