The Legion of Seventy is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The cynical, devout population of 19.526 billion Seventyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 65.1%.

The strong Seventyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,200 trillion seventies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,459 seventies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seventy's national animal is the number, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Seventy is ranked 214,459^th in the world and 167^th in Suspicious for Fattest Citizens, with 8.96 Obesity Rate.