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Serious Problems

Population38.692 billion

LeaderJurgen das Kiint


The Yoke of Serious Problems is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jurgen das Kiint with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 38.692 billion Serious Problemsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Serious Problemsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,024 trillion Bullions a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 78,157 Bullions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Procrastination is a national sport, the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs, Jurgen das Kiint has just been declared ruler of Serious Problems in an international press conference, and civil servants spend most their time carrying out risk assessments for paper cuts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serious Problems's national animal is the virus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Serious Problems is ranked 196,442nd in the world and 6,148th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 8.19 Obesity Rate.

Largest Populations: 414thLargest Welfare Programs: 528thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,385thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,094thBest Weather: 2,102ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,082ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,202ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,795thHighest Economic Output: 4,802ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,969thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,463rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,683rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,916thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,037thMost Influential: 6,054thMost Cultured: 7,433rdSafest: 8,254thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,155thSmartest Citizens: 9,469thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,947thLowest Crime Rates: 11,129thTop
Nicest Citizens: 12,313thMost Pacifist: 13,432ndLargest Governments: 14,013thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,897thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,053rdMost Rebellious Youth: 18,362ndHealthiest Citizens: 20,211thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,995th
Largest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 22nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 43rd in the regionBest Weather: 56th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 58th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 70th in the regionMost Influential: 75th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 91st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 99th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 100th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 107th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 111th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 130th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 148th in the regionMost Cultured: 167th in the regionSafest: 176th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 205th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 205th in the regionNicest Citizens: 212th in the regionMost Pacifist: 249th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 257th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 264th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 270th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 379th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 390th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 462nd in the regionMost Stationary: 505th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 551st in the regionMost Developed: 562nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 581st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 598th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 743rd in the region

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