The United Commonwealths of Septentrea is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by President Donald Trump with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.748 billion Septentreans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 17.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Septentrean economy, worth 805 trillion United Commonwealth Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 140,124 United Commonwealth Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Unpopular scientists are shunned by name, Septentrean military drills look more like joint-the South Pacific exercises than anything else, lifeguards are stationed on the streets during rainstorms, and no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Septentrea's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Septentrea is ranked 21,242^nd in the world and 443^rd in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 86.75 on the Human Development Index.