The Commonwealth of Security Measures is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 435 million Security Measuresians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.3%.

The strong Security Measuresian economy, worth 27.9 trillion Security Passes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 64,079 Security Passes, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

People transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced, respect is something that is typically forced rather than earned in Security Measures, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, and foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Security Measures's national animal is the Eagle.

Security Measures is ranked 118,129^th in the world and 2^nd in Blind Backstage for Most Developed, scoring 58.23 on the Human Development Index.