The Fiefdom of Seavale is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Edmund Valecrest with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.064 billion Seavaleans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lighthouse. The average income tax rate is 93.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Seavalean economy, worth 120 trillion pesetas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 112,844 pesetas, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys", the Seavalean Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Lord Edmund Valecrest, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seavale's national animal is the seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Seavale is ranked 49,369^th in the world and 1^st in Monarchist Solidarity Conference for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,197.31 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.