The People's Republic of Scotsaint is a very large, safe nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 461 million Scotsaintians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Saint Andrew. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Scotsaintian economy, worth 40.9 trillion Scotsaint Chervonets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Cheese Exports. Average income is 88,702 Scotsaint Chervonets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, political hopefuls must announce their intentions decades in advance to accommodate extensive background checks, and tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scotsaint's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Scotsaint is ranked 77,612^th in the world and 594^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,660.44 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.