The Federation of Scientificum is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Neon Geoglowitius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, digital currency, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 27.526 billion Scientists are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilaholm. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Scientist economy, worth an astonishing 19,384 trillion Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 704,213 Kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,026,460 per year while the poor average 104,717, a ratio of 28.9 to 1.

Travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Scientificum flights to avoid the pay lavatories, corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic, and Scientificum is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scientificum's national animal is the Nuubly, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Science.

Scientificum is ranked 1,571^st in the world and 1^st in Polandball for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 31,078.84 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.