The Federation of Schwarzberge is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its vat-grown people, public floggings, and national health service. The compassionate population of 3.28 billion Schwarzbergeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Schwarzbergean economy, worth 393 trillion marks a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,900 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, AI management double books government press conferences, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schwarzberge's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Schwarzberge is ranked 17,305^th in the world and 247^th in the Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.2 percentage of bribes refused.