The Everlasting Debauchery of Scavagatia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by FreakyBoB with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.624 billion Scavatagians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La maison de ta mère. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Scavagatian economy, worth 544 trillion Immoral Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,847 Immoral Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed, discarded pennies litter the streets, citizens gather eagerly to witness exotic animals being blasted out of cannons, and apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scavagatia's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Freakyism.

Scavagatia is ranked 46,412^th in the world and 70^th in Council of Asia for Highest Average Incomes, with 117,847.05 Standard Monetary Units.