The United States of America of Conconedes is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Celeste Elara with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 3.673 billion Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Francisco. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Conconedesian economy, worth 510 trillion US Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 138,937 US Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Arbitration is mightier than the sword, critical thinking is grounds for expulsion from university, contrails and thunderous rumbles have returned to the skies above, and the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Conconedes's mid-life crisis. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conconedes's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is No National Religion.

Conconedes is ranked 136,814^th in the world and 433^rd in Council of Asia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,119.02 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.