The People's Republic of Scaldoca is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.668 billion Scaldocans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seignata. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Scaldocan economy, worth 44.8 trillion férazoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 16,774 férazoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scaldoca has designated Seignata as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scaldoca's national animal is the scilave, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Scaldoca is ranked 313,753^rd in the world and 14^th in New Corvinia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 10.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.