The Loosebound Rikes of Saxonheart is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Atticus Beornwulf with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.817 billion Saxonheartfolk love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akenwood Hold. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saxonheartish economy, worth 664 trillion Graymarks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,481 Graymarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Juries deliberate more than magic 8-balls, a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, and Atticus Beornwulf can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saxonheart's national animal is the White Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Saxonheart is ranked 7,984^th in the world and 88^th in Forest for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,463.91 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.