The Acceleratisocialist Republic of Satiran is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Zhao Huiliang with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.022 billion Satiranians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mingzhou. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Satiranian economy, worth 989 trillion Crants a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 164,388 Crants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party, the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Satiran's national animal is the Parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is School of Hadina.

Satiran is ranked 129,955^th in the world and 31^st in Quarantine Zone for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,507.73 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.