The Federal Republic of Carijoguai is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Sócrates Yamaguchi Carneiro with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.392 billion Carijoguaios are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ondinápolis. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Carijoguaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,056 trillion Sols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 195,851 Sols, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, builders across Carijoguai are blocked up with orders for new public loos, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime is totally unknown. Carijoguai's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Carijoguai is ranked 101,944^th in the world and 21^st in Quarantine Zone for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,950.49 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.