The Province of Saskatchewani is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Scott Moe with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.182 billion Saskatchewanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Regina. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Saskatchewanian economy, worth 414 trillion canadian dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 130,386 canadian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government has legalised small-scale capitalism, the government's energy policy of refugee 'refuelment' is a well-oiled machine, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, and the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saskatchewani's national animal is the white-tailed deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saskatchewani is ranked 9,892^nd in the world and 18^th in Canada for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 10,016.29 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.