The Mighty Shout of SARUMON THE STINKY is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 2.354 billion SARUMON THE STINKYians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 57.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient SARUMON THE STINKYian economy, worth 95.4 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,547 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and military pistols are more secure than the national treasury. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SARUMON THE STINKY's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

SARUMON THE STINKY is ranked 284,945^th in the world and 8,492^nd in Suspicious for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -10.68 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.