The Republic of Sartoria is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 8.897 billion Sartorians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 20.0%.

The Sartorian economy, worth 393 trillion Valentes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,222 Valentes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Sartoria's national animal is the Horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sartoria is ranked 123,648^th in the world and 10^th in Selene for Largest Black Market, with 1.68 trillion Standard Monetary Units.