The Queen's State of Sarramaribo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic population of 31.948 billion Sarramariboans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The large, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.8%.

The very strong Sarramariboan economy, worth 774 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 24,227 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary and Sarramaribo has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sarramaribo's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sarramaribo is ranked 77,500^th in the world and 1^st in Sarramaribo for Largest Black Market, with 4.74 trillion Standard Monetary Units.