The Republic of Sargk is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by President Ckarl L'Arrentonsen with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.801 billion Sargks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skiffenhagen. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Sargki economy, worth a remarkable 1,188 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 100,714 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, halberds are common 18th birthday presents, protests are legal but strictly supervised, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Sargk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sargk's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is No State Religion And All Are Accepted.

Sargk is ranked 15,665^th in the world and 10^th in Liberty Democratic Alliance for Most Cultured, scoring 94 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.