The Theocratic Republic of Ineva is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ace Phillips with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 5.846 billion Inevians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ashvekov. The average income tax rate is 25.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Inevan economy, worth a remarkable 1,481 trillion Avens a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 253,340 Avens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, and kids are exceptionally good at digging holes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ineva's national animal is the Atlantic Puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Judaism.

Ineva is ranked 681^st in the world and 1^st in Liberty Democratic Alliance for Fattest Citizens, with 71.52 Obesity Rate.