The Fishy States of Sardinavia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The CEO of Sardine Inc with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.967 billion Sardinavians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Codenhagen. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Sardinavian economy, worth 233 trillion Sardinavian Tins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,773 Sardinavian Tins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, light entertainment isn't dead, refugees from other nations are flocking to Sardinavia's border, and fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sardinavia's national animal is the Freshwater Slim-Finned Sardine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Codfucianism.

Sardinavia is ranked 11,509^th in the world and 629^th in Lazarus for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 61.64 on the Kitten Softness Rating.