The Gaping Maw of Sar Chasm is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Czar Cassim with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 36.853 billion Sar Chastics have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 41.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sar Chasmian economy, worth a remarkable 5,015 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 136,103 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Sar Chasm, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, and terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sar Chasm's national animal is the giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is irony.

Sar Chasm is ranked 10,964^th in the world and 2^nd in Seven To Many for Most Developed, scoring 90.22 on the Human Development Index.