The Kingdom of Sao Amor is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.631 billion Sao Amorians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Sao Amorian economy, worth 255 trillion Guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 156,551 Guilders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,409,708 per year while the poor average 2,153, a ratio of 654 to 1.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, and confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sao Amor's national animal is the Parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Sao Amor is ranked 73,586^th in the world and 217^th in Concord for Most Developed, scoring 69.58 on the Human Development Index.