The Evil Empire of Santa Is Satan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.22 billion Santa Is Satanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The North Pole. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Santa Is Satanian economy, worth an astonishing 23,540 trillion toys a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 687,904 toys, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,170,793 per year while the poor average 166,557, a ratio of 13.0 to 1.

The nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Santa Is Satanians any less frightened, a Christmas Tourist Association survey has rated Santa Is Satan #1 for number twos, and schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Santa Is Satan's national animal is the reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Santa Is Satan is ranked 183,309^th in the world and 37^th in Christmas for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 893.1 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.