The Republic of Sans PAPYRUS is a fledgling, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning swan population. The hard-working, democratic population of 6 million Sans PAPYRUSians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 9.0%.
The Sans PAPYRUSian economy, worth 278 billion Golds a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 46,480 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is relatively low. Sans PAPYRUS's national animal is the swan.
Sans PAPYRUS is ranked 47,500th in the world and 21st in Aeternas for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,799.24 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Sans PAPYRUS's influence in Aeternas rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
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Sans PAPYRUS was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive and the Top 10% for Least Corrupt Governments and Most Pacifist.
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Sans PAPYRUS, organ donation is compulsory.
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Sans PAPYRUS relocated from The Frontier Sea to Aeternas.
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Sans PAPYRUS, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
- : Following new legislation in
Sans PAPYRUS, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
- : Following new legislation in
Sans PAPYRUS, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells.
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Sans PAPYRUS, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
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Sans PAPYRUS was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in
Sans PAPYRUS, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.




