The Lucky Zombie Bat of Sanana is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Joey Lawrence IV with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.545 billion Sananians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wabagabagash Bay. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sananian economy, worth 907 trillion Jackals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 138,545 Jackals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, the gravy train is chugging along on a new track, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, and bags of fertiliser come with detailed instructions for not making explosives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sanana's national animal is the Cerulean Thunderbeast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sanana is ranked 174,937^th in the world and 24^th in Antisipation Refounded for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,466.9 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.