The Principality of San Calisto is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Imanol García with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.273 billion Calistoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calzena. The average income tax rate is 13.8%.

The San Calistoan economy, worth 64.4 trillion Balus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 50,625 Balus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

San Calisto has designated Calzena as its capital city and Prime Minister Imanol García has just been declared ruler of San Calisto in an international press conference. Crime is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. San Calisto's national animal is the Iguana, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

San Calisto is ranked 203,802^nd in the world and 17^th in Elysion for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.