Most Cultured: 203rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 243rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 282nd
The Mercantile Coalition League of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Wub a lub a dub dub
Emperor Samual I
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Samuelstani

Population19.44 billion

CapitalSvastian City
LeaderEmperor Samual I
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyPuppy
AnimalEmperor Penguin

The Mercantile Coalition League of Samuelstani is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Samual I with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 19.44 billion Samuelstanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Svastian City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Samuelstanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,163 trillion Puppies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 419,931 Puppies, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

In the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism", reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, and unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Samuelstani's national animal is the Emperor Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Samuelstani is ranked 880th in the world and 7th in Europeia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 373.72 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Most Cultured: 203rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 243rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 282ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 429thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 586thLargest Retail Industry: 780thLargest Agricultural Sector: 789thMost Corrupt Governments: 817thHighest Food Quality: 880thMost Beautiful Environments: 902ndHighest Average Incomes: 932ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 974thMost Devout: 1,235thHighest Economic Output: 1,371stRudest Citizens: 1,375thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,384thSmartest Citizens: 1,476thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,707thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,761stMost Developed: 2,145thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,296thHealthiest Citizens: 2,527thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,566thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,746thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,918thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,925thBest Weather: 3,057thLowest Crime Rates: 4,114thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,228thLargest Governments: 4,664thLargest Black Market: 4,832ndMost Stationary: 4,951stMost Efficient Economies: 7,118thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,186thMost Inclusive: 9,610thMost Patriotic: 10,803rdLargest Gambling Industry: 11,558thMost Influential: 13,544thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,480thLargest Populations: 17,650thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23,280thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,007thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,414thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,334th
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Most Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 31st in the regionBest Weather: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 34th in the regionMost Patriotic: 34th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 42nd in the regionLargest Populations: 52nd in the regionMost Average: 56th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 56th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 103rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 112th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 122nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Samuelstani was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Samuelstani, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • : Following new legislation in Samuelstani, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
  • : Samuelstani was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed, Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Samuelstani was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Samuelstani, reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic.
  • : Following new legislation in Samuelstani, in the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism".
  • : Following new legislation in Samuelstani, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.
  • : Following new legislation in Samuelstani, the statue in the Levy Plaza has a solar panel for a hat.
  • : Following new legislation in Samuelstani, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.

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