Most Influential: 76thMost Cultured: 179thHighest Disposable Incomes: 299th
The Mercantile Coalition League of
Father Knows Best State
Wub a lub a dub dub
Emperor Samual I
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Samuelstani

Population15.709 billion

CapitalSvastian City
LeaderEmperor Samual I
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyPuppy
AnimalEmperor Penguin

The Mercantile Coalition League of Samuelstani is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Samual I with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 15.709 billion Samuelstanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Svastian City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Samuelstanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,158 trillion Puppies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 392,067 Puppies, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, and grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Samuelstani's national animal is the Emperor Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Samuelstani is ranked 694th in the world and 3rd in Europeia for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 42,340.47 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 76thMost Cultured: 179thHighest Disposable Incomes: 299thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 330thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 374thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 489thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 518thLargest Agricultural Sector: 545thMost Corrupt Governments: 547thHighest Food Quality: 677thLargest Retail Industry: 694thMost Beautiful Environments: 720thHighest Average Incomes: 1,046thMost Armed: 1,126thMost Devout: 1,130thSmartest Citizens: 1,431stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,676thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,687thHighest Economic Output: 1,800thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,863rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,952ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,967thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,077thRudest Citizens: 2,104thMost Developed: 2,220thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,538thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,946thBest Weather: 2,969thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,001stHealthiest Citizens: 3,026thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,515thMost Patriotic: 3,745thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,849thLargest Black Market: 5,199thMost Stationary: 5,720thLowest Crime Rates: 6,279thLargest Governments: 7,100thMost Efficient Economies: 8,193rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,444thMost Inclusive: 11,018thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 19,104thLargest Populations: 19,128thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,940thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,556th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionMost Patriotic: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Developed: 39th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 51st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 52nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 59th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 66th in the regionLargest Populations: 69th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 74th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 82nd in the regionLargest Governments: 85th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 88th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 97th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Samuelstani was endorsed by The Socialist Empire of Tsiamuns Velleniouss.
  • : Samuelstani was endorsed by The Republic of Phil N Spencer Canning Corporation.
  • : Samuelstani was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Samuelstani, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit".
  • : Following new legislation in Samuelstani, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
  • : Following new legislation in Samuelstani, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
  • : Following new legislation in Samuelstani, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation.
  • : Following new legislation in Samuelstani, the atmosphere in Samuelstanian boardrooms is turning more gay.
  • : Following new legislation in Samuelstani, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
  • : Following new legislation in Samuelstani, fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards.

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