The Confederacy of Samgreat2 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Saam with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 7.659 billion Samgreatians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samtown. The average income tax rate is 6.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Samgreatian economy, worth a remarkable 2,504 trillion Bitgolds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 326,944 Bitgolds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, and one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. Crime is totally unknown. Samgreat2's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Samgreat2 is ranked 236,538^th in the world and 359^th in Starlight for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,045.59 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.