The District of Saint-Johns is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 16 billion Saint-Johnsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.7%.

The very strong Saint-Johnsian economy, worth 743 trillion Juno aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 46,449 Juno aurums, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and Saint-Johns has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Saint-Johns's national animal is the quick pink fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Saint-Johns is ranked 235,143^rd in the world and 2^nd in Saint Johns for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.35 law-abiding acts per hour.