The Queen's State of S J R is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 35.113 billion S J Rians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Education and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Defense receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The powerhouse S J Rian economy, worth a remarkable 1,594 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 45,411 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 151,145 per year while the poor average 10,166, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, child labor has been outlawed, none has been named as S J R's national religion, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. S J R's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is none.

S J R is ranked 244,029^th in the world and 1^st in Republic of Botswana for Safest, scoring 33.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.