The Constitutional Monarchy of Rul Moemache is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King Aldric II with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.449 billion macheans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brolivia. The average income tax rate is 71.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Rul Moemachean economy, worth 514 trillion Shilling Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 149,050 Shilling Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, the government has enacted freedom of information, cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units, and Rul Moemache's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rul Moemache's national animal is the Hawk.

Rul Moemache is ranked 48,266^th in the world and 2,684^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 103.54 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.