The Safest in Balder
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Grailquest | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Best is Yet To Be” | |
| 2. |  The Shining Islands of G C Bakura | Democratic Socialists | “It's Time to Draw!” | |
| 3. |  The Forest Realm of Wolfhawk | Left-wing Utopia | “To Dream the Impossible Dream” | |
| 4. |  The Anarchist Federation of Threlizdun | Left-wing Utopia | “Liberation, Solidarity, Ecology” | |
| 5. |  The Unified Actuality of About Time | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “A Witty Saying Proves Nothing” | |
| 6. |  The Socialist Society of FNRVILLE | Democratic Socialists | “Alive you work. Dead, you're someone elses problem” | |
| 7. |  The Grand Duchy of Leixum | Authoritarian Democracy | “All hail the Duke!” | |
| 8. |  The Socialist Autocracy of Dindrenzi | Authoritarian Democracy | “The will of the state is to serve the people.” | |
| 9. |  The Union of Socialist Republics of Mesopoto | Authoritarian Democracy | “Equality,Democracy and Socialism” | |
| 10. | The United Federation of Libertarian Communist Planets | Left-wing Utopia | “To Boldly Struggle Where No One Has Struggled Before.” |