The Kingdom of Royal Italian Army is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Giovanni Messe with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.188 billion Italians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 50.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Royal Italian Armyian economy, worth 528 trillion Italian lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,160 Italian lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', and contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royal Italian Army's national animal is the Canis lupus italicus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic church.

Royal Italian Army is ranked 100,950^th in the world and 4,059^th in Lazarus for Nicest Citizens, with 13.62 average smiles per day.