The Great Empire of Roomengoo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Roomengoo I with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, digital currency, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.053 billion Roomengoos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roomengoo City. The average income tax rate is 82.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Roomengoo economy, worth a remarkable 1,468 trillion Libras a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 242,599 Libras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened, the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Roomengoo language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roomengoo's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Universal Church of the Creator's Kingdo.

Roomengoo is ranked 273,589^th in the world and 1,342^nd in Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 35.95 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.