The Empire of Romma is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 585 million Rommans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.6%.

The strong Romman economy, worth 29.0 trillion Denarii a year, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 49,501 Denarii, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romma's national animal is the Eagle.

Romma is ranked 307,565^th in the world and 25^th in The Equator for Highest Drug Use, scoring 12.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.