The 🐑 Sheepistan of Rogernomics is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by High Chancellor Christopher Luxon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.892 billion Rogernomicans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Law & Order, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buenos Aires bathroom. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rogernomicsian economy, worth a remarkable 6,093 trillion New Zealand Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,843 New Zealand Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, conspiracy theorists allege Buenos Aires bathroom's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Buenos Aires bathroom as a backdrop, and all you have to do is pray to get into Rogernomics. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rogernomics's national animal is the Thingee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rogernomics is ranked 261,516^th in the world and 3,576^th in The East Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 28.33 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.