The Constitutional Kingdom of Rocketdog is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 3.241 billion Rocketdogians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 70.4%.

The large but inefficient Rocketdogian economy, worth 130 trillion Klyglas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 40,095 Klyglas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and nudity is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rocketdog's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Rocketdog is ranked 78,658^th in the world and 2^nd in Rocket full of dogs for Longest Average Lifespans, with 76.64 years.