The Republic of Rock of Polynesia is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 3.202 billion Rock of Polynesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alofi. The average income tax rate is 44.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Rock of Polynesian economy, worth 91.3 trillion New Zealand dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,511 New Zealand dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, at customs baggage gets an x-ray and female travelers get an ultrasound, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, and the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rock of Polynesia's national animal is the Niue Blue, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rock of Polynesia is ranked 255,081^st in the world and 5^th in Freelands for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 857.77 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.