The 67 Looksmaxxed Rizzarchy 67 of Rizzstain is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King René Ndzi II with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.304 billion Rizzstainians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Rinine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.7%.

The thriving Rizzstainian economy, worth 96.7 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 74,176 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rizzstain's national animal is the Mango, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Rizzism.

Rizzstain is ranked 156,497^th in the world and 168^th in Eladria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.42 law-abiding acts per hour.