The Republic of Riverbuck is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Tiisetso Sefale with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.116 billion Riverbuckians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Springs. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Riverbuckian economy, worth a remarkable 1,159 trillion Bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 226,562 Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Riverbuck's national animal is the Springbok, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bless The Leader.

Riverbuck is ranked 8,592^nd in the world and 1^st in Magna Aurea for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,949.01 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.