Highest Drug Use: 315thMost Primitive: 512thLargest Welfare Programs: 629th
The Endless Epics of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Sing to Us, Oh Muse, of Edifying Verses Given in Haiku
Influence
Instigator
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Rhyme

Population18.077 billion

CapitalCalliope
LeaderHigh Muse Terpsichore the Lithe
FaithAesthetic Museology

CurrencyVerse
AnimalScarlet Macaw

The Endless Epics of Rhyme is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by High Muse Terpsichore the Lithe with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 18.077 billion Rhymers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calliope. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Rhyming economy, worth a remarkable 2,191 trillion Verses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 121,234 Verses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, only those who apply can study applied maths, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rhyme's national animal is the Scarlet Macaw, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aesthetic Museology.

Rhyme is ranked 22,164th in the world and 11th in Haiku for Largest Populations, with 18.1 billion capita.

Top
1%
Highest Drug Use: 315thMost Primitive: 512thLargest Welfare Programs: 629thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 955thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,445thMost Pacifist: 1,482ndNicest Citizens: 1,937thMost Inclusive: 1,961stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,979thMost Cultured: 1,980thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,006thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,190thHighest Food Quality: 2,215thBest Weather: 2,365thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,460thMost Accessible: 2,501stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,884thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,959thTop
5%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,407thMost Devout: 3,636thMost Income Equality: 4,104thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,529thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,138thLargest Governments: 5,906thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,582ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,750thMost Stationary: 6,978thLowest Crime Rates: 8,282ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,552ndMost Developed: 9,990thMost Influential: 10,165thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,524thHighest Economic Output: 14,470thNudest: 16,535thTop
10%
Healthiest Citizens: 16,613thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,699thLargest Populations: 22,164thSmartest Citizens: 30,974thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 31,962ndMost Corrupt Governments: 32,872nd
Top
10%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rhyme was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Rhyme was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Rhyme was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Rhyme was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Rhyme was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Rhyme was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Rhyme was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Rhyme was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Rhyme was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Rhyme was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.

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