The Federation of Rhossia is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Spiridon Ivanovich Shelomov with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The devout population of 11.122 billion Rhossians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiova. The average income tax rate is 21.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Rhossian economy, worth 572 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,480 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Kiova, police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, and the logging industry is celebrating as tourists plaster Rhossia with trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rhossia's national animal is the bear and its national religion is Rhossian Orthodox church.

Rhossia is ranked 97,741^st in the world and 2^nd in STAVKA for Highest Drug Use, scoring 182.97 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.