The Republic of Reykanes is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.829 billion Reykans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government is dominated by the Department of Healthcare, although Defense and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnir. The average income tax rate is 24.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Reykanesian economy, worth 395 trillion Reykani Rand a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 67,767 Reykani Rand, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Robosexual marriages are increasingly common, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Reykanes's national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Reykanes is ranked 138,522^nd in the world and 273^rd in The League for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.97 law-abiding acts per hour.