The Republic of Republic of St Louis is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.878 billion Republic of St Louisians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Republic of St Louisian economy, worth 20.0 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 10,670 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of St Louis's national animal is the bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Republic of St Louis is ranked 209,879^th in the world and 6^th in The Glitches for Largest Populations, with 1.88 billion capita.