The Confederate of Republic of Mesque is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Kralj Đogovski with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.749 billion Mesquites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesqüe Mundi. The average income tax rate is 27.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Mesquite economy, worth a remarkable 3,372 trillion Reáls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 245,324 Reáls, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, hay has been added to school cafeteria menus, preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government, and corrupt officials have adopted the greater good as their catchphrase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Republic of Mesque's national animal is the Rooster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Republic of Mesque is ranked 41,714^th in the world and 9^th in Liberty Democratic Alliance for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 23,078.54 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.